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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Hip Huggers and Bellbottoms

Hip hugger jeans and bellbottoms should go the way of the dinosaurs. Actually, they did, once, but they unfortunately have returned to vogue. Hip huggers do nothing to flatter any woman’s figure. They cause women to appear to have the figures of preteen girls, at best, which is not good. In some cases, the effect is worse. It is particularly egregious for a female to wear low-rise jeans when she has a hairy back.

I call them “tacky pants.”


  • eewww a girl with a hairy back

    By Blogger Sass, at 10:30 AM, July 01, 2005  

  • That is what I said

    By Anonymous Matthew, at 4:16 PM, July 01, 2005  

  • Mmm ... I hope you still love me, coz I wear both! Maybe I just don't have a taste in fashion, huh? Oh, well, we all have our skills. Mine is diving with my eyes open and no goggles on. All the adventures I experience under the water; you'll be surprised. They are even more exciting than Nemo's!!!

    By Blogger Astrid, at 12:12 AM, July 03, 2005  

  • Oh, I do not think any less of you, Astrid. In all honesty, you would probably be well advised not to pay much heed to my opinions regarding fashion; my mom still dresses me, essentially.

    By Blogger Matthew, at 3:41 AM, July 03, 2005  

  • If anyone can pull off these detestable pants, it probably is Astrid since she can do anything.

    By Blogger Thomas, at 6:44 PM, July 07, 2005  

  • It is a particularly egregious act of indecorum for one to squeeze into hip hugger jeans that appear to belong to one's little sister.

    By Blogger Matthew, at 2:36 AM, July 08, 2005  

  • Haha .. Thomas, but that's only coz I am not human.

    By Blogger Astrid, at 2:52 PM, July 10, 2005  

  • Maybe I can bring hip huggers and bellbottoms into vogue for guys. If nothing else, perhaps my attempt will cause people to realize how unbecoming they are.

    By Blogger Matthew, at 7:47 PM, July 10, 2005  

  • All right, Matt - I signed up so I can blast your ridiculous "hip-hugger" comments. The correct term is "low-rise jeans" and they are a fashion staple. Without the advent of low-rise jeans we would still be forced daily to look at the horror that is a large butt forced into a high waisted jean - something which produces the "heart shaped butt" effect. This is much worse and much more alarming than the "love handles hanging over jeans" effect. You know not what you speak of. You tread on dangerous water, is that the phrase? For proof of what I speak, watch some 90210 re-runs.

    By Blogger Katherine, at 9:54 AM, July 25, 2005  

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