Matthew's Foray into Blogging

Saturday, September 10, 2005

My Sister’s Cat

My sister’s cat, Eloise, must be the dirtiest cat. For all outward appearances, she is perfectly clean, as far as cats go, but Eloise likes to roll on the dog’s bed. I do not know what Eloise is attempting to do when she squirms around on Farley’s disgustingly dirty dog bed – whether she is trying to mark it with her scent, or whether she seeks to fragrant herself with Farley’s stench – but she is quite hilarious to observe. I am just reluctant to pet her after she has befouled herself, though. Nonetheless, I cannot resist petting her when she seeks affection, because she is incredibly cute. I just wash my hands with bleach afterwards.


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