Matthew's Foray into Blogging

Thursday, October 27, 2005


Do you know how traumatic using a shared computer is for a “germaphobe”?


  • Not nearly as traumatic as using a shared telephone. Think about it - your mouth within close proximity to a mouthpiece that has been breathed on and possibly even sneezed or drooled on by countless others. Seriously, telephones are gross.

    By Blogger!, at 9:29 PM, October 27, 2005  

  • Haha ... are you a "germaphobe," Matthew? Not like I have any idea of what that means, but it sounds ... annoying to be?

    By Blogger Astrid, at 11:17 PM, October 27, 2005  

  • "Spermophobia" is actually the name of the phobia for fear of germs. Taking a bottle of isopropyl alcohol to wipe down the keyboard, mouse, and telephone would be a solution.

    By Blogger Matthew, at 3:30 AM, October 28, 2005  

  • I always make sure I wash my hands a lot. I'm surprised it's called Spermophobia! I wonder what a phobia of sperm is called?

    By Blogger Lesley, at 9:40 AM, October 28, 2005  

  • Yeah, I think "spermophobia" is actually something else. It's my excuse for not giving blow jobs, actually. "Uh, sorry, hon, but I'm sperm-a-phobic." Or, well, I guess it could be my new excuse for not producing grandchildren for my mom. "Mom, I'd really like to give you some grandchildren because obviously it's ALL ABOUT YOU, but unfortunately I'm a spermaphobe, so, yeah, you're gonna have to do without."

    By Blogger!, at 11:00 PM, October 28, 2005  

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