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Thursday, June 22, 2006

Battling the Establishment

Kinky Friedman made it onto the Texas gubernatorial ballot, the Houston Chronicle reports. My signature on the petition came through!

3 Comments:

  • whoo hoo!!!

    By Blogger Ashley, at 7:52 PM, June 22, 2006  

  • BEST NEWS EVER!

    We need to get the word out that Kinky is the best alternative (not Strayhorn) for conservative Texas voters:

    (1) Kinky has run for office in the past as a Republican,

    (2) Kinky voted for Bush/Cheney in 2004,

    (3) Kinky's interview with Ruminator magazine confirms that he supported Bush's Middle East foreign policy,

    (4) Kinky's public voting records confirm he was mistaken when he said he voted for Gore in 2000,

    (5) Kinky hasn't voted for a Democrat in any election at least from 1994 to 2004,

    (6) Kinky wants to take time during the school day for prayers in schools,

    (7) Kinky wants to post the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms,

    (8) Kinky is not obsessed with political correctness,

    (9) Kinky knows how to deal with illegal aliens from Mexico, and

    (10) Kinky’s immigration policy of hiring Mexican generals to police our border is a great idea that John McCain has endorsed.

    By Blogger Kinky is Awesome, at 7:01 AM, June 23, 2006  

  • I'm not sure that Kinky would win an election. I've heard tell that he is good at cracking a line but unclear when asked for position.

    Prayer in school and ten commandments won't be allowed from a Lemon standing.

    By Blogger Steve, at 7:14 AM, June 25, 2006  

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